Toward the end of church service, the minister asked the congregation: “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
All held up their hands except on elderly lady.
“Mrs. Jones?” asked the minister. “Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any,” she replied.
“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual,” said the minister. “How old are you?”
“Ninety-eight,” she replied.
“Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?” asked the minister.
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and replied: “I outlived the bitches.”
Heh heh (snort).
Stolen from Lab Kat.