Dreaming of You

When I first saw this video, I thought it was funny.

It still is funny, I suppose (and it must be a parody–I can’t imagine the stuffed shirts at Mastercard approving such a thing). It’s also creepy and revolting–or at least the kid is, and his comeuppance is greatly deserved. However, the father actually didn’t need to step in at all; here’s how a smart, savvy young woman could have handled it.

BOYFRIEND: How about a blowjob?

GIRLFRIEND: No.

BOYFRIEND: Come on. Who’s gonna see us at this hour? I’ll return the favor.

GIRLFRIEND: NO.

BOYFRIEND: Please. I love you so much.

GIRLFRIEND: Obviously you don’t, or you wouldn’t continue to pressure me.

BOYFRIEND (beginning to sound petulant): Please.

GIRLFRIEND: What part of ‘no’ don’t you understand? Get your whiny, entitled ass off my porch.

BOYFRIEND (goes down steps muttering to himself): Bitch. I paid $75.00 for the dinner, too.

GIRLFRIEND: I heard that. Seventy-five dollars doesn’t entitle you to jack-shit. If you’re that hard up, use your frakking hand. By the way? Your whiny, entitled ass and I are no longer together.

That’s one video I’d love to see.

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One thought on “Dreaming of You

  1. Amen, amen!I like your screenplay better.:)THEN after the girlfriend tells the would-be john that they’re no longer together, THEN the sister could have opened the door with that offer from the father if only the schmuck would just take his arm OFF THE INTERCOM!🙂:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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