It’s WTF Time, Kidlets!!

I guess I should know better than to take potshots like this, but the target is so big, stupid, crude and easy that I couldn’t resist.

(The only good thing about the site is that it hasn’t been updated–as far as I could tell–since 2000. Maybe the chauvinist piglet’s long-suffering wife finally had enough of him and upended a shotgun in his face.)

The axioms of life subscribed to at the Chauvinist Corner

1. A man must never hit a woman.

Until she gets sufficiently uppity.

2. A man must not stand by and allow a woman to be attacked by another man.

Unless she puts on a short skirt and turns into a slut. Then it’s a free-for-all.

3. A marriage is for life.

No matter how miserable that woman’s life becomes.

4. A man should provide the entire support for his family.

Even if he becomes disabled, gets cancer or dies.

5. A man must pledge his life to protect his family from physical, emotional and financial harm.

One wonders which would actually be more harmful–the “threat” or the “protection.”

6. A wife must be home and supervising minor children anytime that the children are not in school.

Because, God knows, anyone with a penis is incapable of doing it.

7. Sex must occur only inside of a marriage.

And if she says no he’ll just take it anyway.

8. A man must benevolently rule his own house.

A benevolent dictator is still a dictator.

9. A man must instill respect into his children for their mother and provide disciplinary support for her motherly leadership.

Because those vaunted “motherly leadership” qualities just work for the kids–they can’t be applied to the real world, y’know.

10. A lady must be treated with respect by a man.

True respect involves supporting her in whatever she wants to do.

11. A woman is out of place in business, and if she is there, a woman should not be placed in authority over a man.

No matter how stupid and backward the man is, as seen by this idiotic diatribe.

Truly, this is the kind of jackass I fervently hope will grow old alone.

(Via Kichike.)

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